I Can Only Be Bargained is a fictitious contemporary Christian song from the YouTube comedy series The Lenny Leggo Show. The song is despised by titular character Lenny Leggo, who calls the song "Depressing and Sad: COMPLETELY MISLEADING!". Lenny, however, is in fact a Christian himself.

The song is a parody of the real life contemporary Christian song I can Only Imagine by MercyMe.